Awraght ye lousy dregs. Ovarf's been on an 'xtended vacashun from merchantin' n' whotnot n' ah' got da keys tuh da shop.
If yer lookin' fer da most completest inventory o' all o' Sigil look no further n' Thrym HammerClang, priest o' Gorm Gulthyn n' unwillin' caretaker o' dis priceless 'nventory.
Ovarf's Shop Still Going
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*jukejointjezebel
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So's summa ye are gunna haf ishues with' me prices. Ah'm more n' fair. Case in point ah got laffed at fer chargin' sum elfin minx five thousand jink fer a black bow o' da archer, tellin' me she got better fer much less from a crafter.
Well guess whot. I dun sold dat bow tuh Jezebel n' he priced it at sixty five thousand jink! Maybe she'll think twice 'bout blowin' smoke up me arse when it comes tuh bows wit' unlimited +2 arrow ammo.
Well guess whot. I dun sold dat bow tuh Jezebel n' he priced it at sixty five thousand jink! Maybe she'll think twice 'bout blowin' smoke up me arse when it comes tuh bows wit' unlimited +2 arrow ammo.
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*jukejointjezebel
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If'n inny o' ye doubted da 'xtent o' me 'nventory, let it be known dat ah'm da first in Sigil's hist'ry tuh be denied entry into da portal cos' o' e'rythin' ah haf!!
Dere ain't no bigger, no fahner kellecshun o' gear fer yer 'venturin' needs!! An' dat ain't no lie!
Dere ain't no bigger, no fahner kellecshun o' gear fer yer 'venturin' needs!! An' dat ain't no lie!
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*jukejointjezebel
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*A sign is tacked up next to Ovarf's stall*
Magical Electrifier for sale.
Please leave bid in the basket underneath this notice.
Bids from Harmonium members, Hildmor, and their agents, will not be accepted.
Thrym HammerClang, proprietor of Ovarf's and sole purveyor of HMS Battlegear.
Magical Electrifier for sale.
Please leave bid in the basket underneath this notice.
Bids from Harmonium members, Hildmor, and their agents, will not be accepted.
Thrym HammerClang, proprietor of Ovarf's and sole purveyor of HMS Battlegear.
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*Product of Void
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*shiv looks over the list*
"interest'n....sounds like a toy I might 'ave can use a spare or a new one...heh...."
*leaves a note*
17,000 Shiv
"interest'n....sounds like a toy I might 'ave can use a spare or a new one...heh...."
*leaves a note*
17,000 Shiv
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*jukejointjezebel
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*Thrym looks at the meager two bids that were left*
"Guess dat's whot happens when ah 'xclude half o' da moneyed 'venturers in Sigil. Either dat er dem hardheads dat bid on Zilvai's 'lectrifier were clearly on da take n' jest had a horde o' jink wit' nuttin' tuh spend it on 'cept when dey wuz tryin' tuh 'mpress each udder wit' da size o' deir bank 'counts."
"In inny 'vent, guess I'll jest let dis run a coupla more days n' see whot happens. Ah ken't believe dat cheatin', o'erpricin' coot Shiv's da frontrunner fer dis n's gunna win wit' a lowball offer."
"Guess dat's whot happens when ah 'xclude half o' da moneyed 'venturers in Sigil. Either dat er dem hardheads dat bid on Zilvai's 'lectrifier were clearly on da take n' jest had a horde o' jink wit' nuttin' tuh spend it on 'cept when dey wuz tryin' tuh 'mpress each udder wit' da size o' deir bank 'counts."
"In inny 'vent, guess I'll jest let dis run a coupla more days n' see whot happens. Ah ken't believe dat cheatin', o'erpricin' coot Shiv's da frontrunner fer dis n's gunna win wit' a lowball offer."