Boshnagz Day!

[*Azulfae]

*Orcs all over Sigil declare boshnagz day a day of debauchery and general boshnagz and fookery pokery.

To those that ask, boshnagz day is the most romantic day in the Nishrek calander where all marriages are anulled for the duration of the day and everyone is supposed to try and Boshnagz as many people as they can.

Other rules of boshnagz day include:
All fights must be done naked and covered in oil.
No boshnagz with the same person more than once.
No talking about marriage.
No letting the Guulra out!*

[*Chevette]

Vorgazelle, having managed to boshnagz ten males, two females, and five unknowns with tails, had to take a short break to eat some pie and drink a keg of ale. Then she went looking for a hin.

"Fookin pecks get boshnagz too!"

[*Lutemasta]

Jiro is seen walking around town all day..veeeery distrubed. Daily.
He seems to have been a boshnagz victim

[*Pashan01]

*Piri managed only to get Taz to take off his hat about the time the two Vorg's were guzzling their drinks at the bar, but she was disappointed he had no red or gold hair, she pouted and fluttered off mumbling pathetically*

"No one for this boshnagz thingie...sounded like a fun game too"

[*Light]

The dwarf Rorin had but this to say of the day.

"Boshnagz eh? Tha' a flavor o drink?

[*Azulfae]

*Boshnagz day over Sigil returns to normal regarding orcs at least.

Large puddles of oil and other fluids still mark the cobbles in back streets and the occasional dead body turns up dressed in strange clothing or with foreign objects stuck in various orifaces. All normal aftermath of boshnagz day stuff.*

[*ManyFaced]

For several days after Boshnagz; an elf, a panther, and a cub were all seen traveling by roof and wall. Even though they were stained with the blood of devils, every wet spot on the roads brought an involuntary gag.

While some scholars believe incorrectly wars were what brought hate between elves and orcs, it was truly Boshnagz.